What Are You Going to Watch When Baseball Starts?

Seriously, I wanna know whose genius idea it was to come up with SportsTime Ohio. So far DirecTv hasn't added it. Not only does that mean I won't be able to see the Tribe at my house, but neither will I be able to see them at any bar around here. Why couldn't the powers that be just be happy with showing games on FSNOhio? Hell, why couldn't they have left the games on WUAB, like they were a million years ago? Oh yeah, that's right, The Tribe got good for a few seasons, and some asshole wanted to make even MORE money on them. As if they weren't raking in the profits from the $6 beers, and $5 dogs, and don't forget the yuppie sushi bar, and whatever else they've added to the Jake.

Since this is gonna be an all Cleveland network, will the Browns & Cavs join up as well? Of course if they do, certainly all kinks will be worked out by the time both teams start their next season. Can't piss off those Browns and Cavs fans, oh no. But people that've been die-hard Tribe fans since the days of Brook Jacoby, Pat Tabler, and tickets were $6.50, well, screw them, right?

What if The Tribe, Baseball Gods forbid, has a losing season this year? How will that affect this bullshit network thing? Will it go under after a season, or will it, like a Cleveland fan's heart, continue beating with the assitance of life support, that maybe one of our teams someday, in this lifetime have not only a winning season, but also win a championchip? All I can say is, Dude, WTF?